Let's play!!!

There seems to be a cool game that some people been playing around blogs. The rules of this game are simple, you start up a blog entry, pick on an on going drama and start to talk about how annoying and immature and sad the drama is, by making your own Internet drama, then toss a picture of a mentally challenged human being and bam you are one of the top players of this new game.

Considering I haven't blogged in a few weeks, (which could be a good thing) I kind of feel left out, I wanna play too!!! Ok ok ...so I need to first pick out a target. Then I need to find a picture of a mentally challenged boy or girl to go with it, then start trying hard to act like this big Internet bad boy.

So ....Let's see, Dancien from SCD would be the perfect target. Almost too easy ....... So for those of you that do not know him, allow me to introduce him to you all. Folks this is Dan :

Hi Dan! This is what our friend Dan had to say earlier, maybe I could learn a thing or two from him :

- don’t know what it is, but lately y’all have been just the pissiest bunch of internet assholes on the web. Which is amazing because the internet is full of assholes. I know this, because I happen to be one. And it’s okay to be an asshole. Really it is, not everybody is going to get along. And that is a good thing. Could you imagine SL Fashion Blogging if everybody loved each other? It’d be like one big long circle jerk with flowers and kittens, and puppies, and really…..nobody wants that. Right? (Side Note: If you do want that then you need to take your meds and get the fuck off my yard you Hippy)

So I guess this is the part where you come on and try desperately to pass yourself as some tough bad boy type of guy who doesn't give a shit about anything. You know calling yourself an asshole ect ...Dude ...you are trying way too hard. Seriously ... ok ok let's move on.

- Now, I was going to be a “good” boy and not mention any names but this morning I am particularly full of piss and vinegar. But I can not pass up a prime example of this “Waaaaahhh” trend in bloggers. So you know what Chalice Carling, you can just go ahead and take a bow. You’re little outburst yesterday was comedy fucking gold. For those of you who don’t know what I am talking about.

First of all Danny boy, Nobody ever knows what the fuck you are talking about. Second of all I thought you were the asshole, so why even bother saying you were trying to be the good boy? Or is that just something you write at an attempt to be funny and amusing? and by the way, what the fuck are you talking about anyway? First you talk about the bloggers who have been overly pissy lately due to the drama, and yet you are talking about how pissy you, yourself are now? Seriously ..what the fuck? So yeah we never really know what you are talking about.....

- "If you, Tenshi and the rest of your pathetic, low life lackey’s represent the calible of SL residents, then this game is fucked.”
First off, we still have no clue what calible is, so if you could go ahead and maybe translate from twat to english that would be awesome.Secondly, I guess Iris was too much of a bitch to help you awhile ago with photographs when you asked her for help…OH WAIT!! she did help you when you asked. Funny that no? Third, look we’re assholes. It’s true, Most of the SCD crew happen to think drama is fracking hillarious and a neccesary part of Second Life. Buf a fake plurk page, really? Does anything about Shopping Cart Disco scream subtle? If we don’t like somebody we have no problems telling the person that directly. Doing anything else is quite honestly a waste of our time so enough with that shit. But then you decided to make a blog post stating how horrible we are, how horrible the Second Life Fashion Industry is, and a bunch of other trite and then you end it with “I’m totally leaving Second Life”.

At least she is making sense Dan ....and are we talking about someone being ungrateful for the help they receive? Wasn't it you that ragged on me for even mentioning that I went out of my way to get Iris a PC and send it to her to help her get back on? I don't think you are an asshole as you like to claim Dan, to be a bad boy, asshole type of guy with a good sense of humor you need intelligence, you are flat out dumb.

- Give me a fucking break. The whole “I”m leaving” shit has been done to death. It’s been done since the internet started. I remember seeing that shit on BBS’ from way way way back. (For you kids out there a BBS was basically a small forum/whatever that you had to directly dial too back in the day). We all know that within a month you’ll be back either as yourself or with….an alt. So you know, good luck with that.

BBS ..Guess you grew up on the Internet ...then again where else would you be able to grow up with that face?

- Back to the original topic. Look guys, I like most of you. Some of you I’d even call a friend but I think everybody (myself included) may need to grind up some midol put it in the dough and make shut the fuck up cookies. While no…Second Life is not a game it’s still not real. *waves his hand infront of his monitors* This…is not real. So maybe every now and then we need to take a step back and quit taking it so fucking seriously. I think once that happens your experiences may indeed get better and you’ll quit being such pissy bitches.

If this is not real then why are you so pissy about it all? or wait this is the part where you come out and say something that majority likes to hear and will agree with to make your complete nonsense rant appear to have some wisdom?

I can tell you this though, grinding up some midol thing ain't going to fix your problems .....I was going to use the classic line and say "dude you need to go get laid", but then after having a look at your RL picture, realized there is no chance in hell of that ever happening. So I was going to say take a chill pill ? Nah ...your issues are far more complicated than that ...maybe get a hair cut ? hmmm that wouldn't do it either, I don't think even plastic surgery would fix that look. The only thing left for you to do is to just kill yourself.

Dan you remember when you posted a picture of me, and with some horrible photoshop skills you made a pathetic attempt to humiliate me by "pissing" on me??? Sure you remember that. You ever heard the saying "it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on?", well in this case, it's better to be pissed ON ...then that to look like you ...cause seriously, only a mother could love you.

PS. Please tell Tenshi not to ever strip on on her web cam, not enough vodka around to get you through that one. Speaking from person experience.

So there! I did it. I'm one of the cool kids playing the game now! Oh wait ...I almost forgot I need to add the part where I say something that everyone likes to hear. Ok people I know we all get mad, including myself, we all have our moody days, but seriously if you are going to pick on someone, regardless of your mood, expect them to fire it right back at ya!