Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Billybob Gone Wild !

Ok well it was getting, in a cold ..cold night of december, I had my blankets wrapped around me and spending some time admiring the view from Meara apartment when I suddenly started to hear noises.

Well, it seemed like a troubled married coupled having a verbal fight battle, struggling with their relaitonship. Well ofcourse any decent human being will step away and not listen in on other people's verbal battles, special if its a relaitonship drama related fight....so I enlarged my chat window to be able to read it all ! OMG ...a man name BILLYBOB ....was having a fight his girlfriend/wife or whatever the heck that thing was in local chat not knowing I could totally hear them ..or in this case see what they were typing.

So the decent, caring and sharing human being that I am, I made I copy their entire log and share the love with the rest of the community. I mean, it is all about sharing and passing the love right ?


Well here we have it, enjoy !

[20:52] Billybob Street: every goal a peace of clothing has to come off Quite the charmer isn't he ?
[20:52] Billybob Street: lol
[20:52] Lillah Seetan: im not playin strip now All you women out there, specially single ones, take note. It is called "playing strip" !
[20:52] Lillah Seetan: lol
[20:53] Lillah Seetan: im talkign to yonah
[20:53] Lillah Seetan: wen im done
[20:53] Billybob Street: fuck yonah go for it !
[20:53] Billybob Street: i got
[20:53] Lillah Seetan: no awww whats wrong with Yonah ? not a "playing striper's" type ?
[20:53] Billybob Street: 1 hour
[20:53] Lillah Seetan: lol
[20:53] Billybob Street: and your going to talk to yohan no you idiot, you said she was going to fuck Yohan, not talk to Yohan. (poor Yohan )
[20:53] Lillah Seetan: come on
[20:53] Lillah Seetan: lol I agree, I totally think yohan is a funny name too !
[20:53] Lillah Seetan: i need to
[20:53] Billybob Street: no you dont
[20:53] Lillah Seetan: hes needs me atm lol
[20:53] Lillah Seetan: shush
[20:53] Lillah Seetan: lets play
[20:54] Lillah Seetan: cheater I'm soooo lost ...
[20:54] Lillah Seetan: lol
[20:54] Lillah Seetan: wtf
[20:54] Lillah Seetan: wait
[20:55] Lillah Seetan: wtf
[20:56] Lillah Seetan: lol
[20:56] Lillah Seetan: lagged Right ..blame your stupidity on lag, how original.
[20:58] Lillah Seetan: lol
[20:58] Lillah Seetan: omg
[20:58] Lillah Seetan: u cheat
[20:58] Smidget Beaumont is Offline WTF ? I have someone name SMIDGET on my friends list ??!!?!?
[20:59] Billybob Street: you would have been naked well maybe if you shut up and let her play strip, she will be naked !
[20:59] Lillah Seetan: a
[20:59] Lillah Seetan: cheater
[20:59] Lillah Seetan: lol
[20:59] Lillah Seetan: naw
[20:59] Lillah Seetan: wen we play
[20:59] Lillah Seetan: its gunna be a peice per game win
[20:59] Lillah Seetan: im not that easy You go girl ! show them how not to treat a play stripper !
21:03] Billybob Street: you stopped useing bob *wipes a tear from his cheek*
[21:03] Billybob Street: you moved on
[21:03] Billybob Street: lol
[21:04] Billybob Street: your so difficult Well I guess if you ask a girl to go naked and she refuses to ....she isa difficult one. Well can't argue with the ladies man Billybob here now can we ?
[21:05] Lillah Seetan: lol
[21:05] Lillah Seetan: how so
[21:05] Billybob Street: every thing has to go your way
[21:06] Lillah Seetan: lol
[21:06] Lillah Seetan: well
[21:06] Lillah Seetan: best things in life are...difficult and a play stripper aint one of them !
[21:06] Billybob Street: no
[21:06] Billybob Street: ther enot
[21:07] Lillah Seetan: in this case they are!
[21:07] Lillah Seetan: lol
[21:09] Lillah Seetan: want some penis cake? penis cake ??? the hell is a penis cake ? *calls George Michael for inquiery*
[21:09] Billybob Street: yay short handed goal
[21:10] Lillah Seetan: grr
[21:10] Lillah Seetan: ur playing nhl?
[21:10] Billybob Street: yep
[21:10] Lillah Seetan: j
[21:10] Lillah Seetan: k
[21:10] Billybob Street: i got a 5min major so im hopeing for the best
[21:12] Billybob Street: bastards not a big attention span eh ? From asking for strip to playing nhl in less 15 minutes.
[21:12] Billybob Street: got 1
[21:13] Lillah Seetan: lol
[21:13] Lillah Seetan: loser
[21:14] Billybob Street: oh wekk
[21:14] Billybob Street: its 3-1
[21:14] Billybob Street: so f them Tough boy !
[21:16] Billybob Street: fuckers
[21:16] Billybob Street: 3-2\
[21:21] Billybob Street: fuck
[21:21] Billybob Street: they scored with 30 seconds left can you fucking resume the fight already, I paid for my popcorn !!!!!

Skips forward !

[21:29] Billybob Street: your just being difficult like alwayus THANK YOU ...FINALY !!!
[21:30] Lillah Seetan: what canu do
[21:30] Billybob Street: not care about your sl firends more than me?\
[21:31] Lillah Seetan: um
[21:31] Lillah Seetan: a friend of mine needs some help im not gunna ignore them
[21:31] Lillah Seetan: dont be an ass He doesn't have to, he already is one.
[21:31] Billybob Street: every night its always about your friends
[21:31] Billybob Street: hes a guy he will be over it by tomorrow
[21:31] Lillah Seetan: no not really
[21:31] Billybob Street: the last 3 have been
[21:31] Lillah Seetan: ok what do u want from me then omg he wants YOU to play strip for him !!!!!!!!
[21:31] Billybob Street: to be like you use to
[21:32] Lillah Seetan: wich is?
[21:32] Lillah Seetan: friendless?
[21:32] Lillah Seetan: lol
[21:32] Billybob Street: not being a bitch Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry !
[21:32] Lillah Seetan: oh so ima bitch Yes I believe thats what he said.
[21:32] Billybob Street: yes you have been
[21:32] Lillah Seetan: hm well thats the image you present when you play strip hunny !
[21:33] Lillah Seetan: well i gues im a bitch then atleast you can admit it.
[21:33] Lillah Seetan: iv tried not to be
[21:33] Lillah Seetan: jus cuz not all my attention is on u..
[21:33] Lillah Seetan: gues that makes me a bitch
[21:33] Billybob Street: thanks for careing yet again
[21:34] Lillah Seetan: like u do?
[21:34] Billybob Street: lets see
[21:34] Billybob Street: lets name all the shit i did for you vs the stuff you ddi for me From what I gather she plays strip and you ...suck. It's really not that hard to figure out !
[21:35] Lillah Seetan: i do care
[21:35] Lillah Seetan: but u shouldnt expect stuff in return for what u do thats kinda wrong u should do stuff cuz u want to do rather then u wanting somthing in return
[21:36] Billybob Street: weres tjhe fun in it for me then when i get nothing out of this everything is always about you
[21:36] Billybob Street: if you dont want to do something it doesnt happens i
[21:37] Lillah Seetan: like.....
[21:37] Lillah Seetan: give me an example
[21:37] Billybob Street: yesterday is a example i didnt want to go shopping at all but you wanted to so it happend
[21:37] Billybob Street: if that was the other way around it would not have happend
[21:37] Lillah Seetan: u never want to shop
[21:38] Lillah Seetan: shopping is like
[21:38] Billybob Street: because i dont play a game to go shopping
[21:38] Lillah Seetan: well
[21:38] Lillah Seetan: what do u play for then
[21:38] Billybob Street: to have ufn
[21:38] Billybob Street: thats not fun
[21:38] Lillah Seetan: be more spesific wait ..be more what ?
[21:38] Lillah Seetan: shopping is fun to me
[21:38] Lillah Seetan: whats "fun" to u
[21:38] Billybob Street: thats for you to figure out
[21:39] Billybob Street: you tell me that all the time
[21:39] Billybob Street: see it didnt go your way
[21:39] Billybob Street: so you freak
[21:40] Lillah Seetan: what?
[21:40] Lillah Seetan: u cant tell me
[21:40] Lillah Seetan: i need to
[21:40] Lillah Seetan: figuer out what u find fun
[21:40] Lillah Seetan: i know what i like to do... u dont like any of it but hockey
[21:40] Billybob Street: i never said i couldnt
[21:40] Lillah Seetan: so ur being difficult then
[21:41] Billybob Street: im the one wasted my time dureing the day to do homework so i can be online tonight
[21:41] Billybob Street: and what do you do talk to your friends
[21:41] Billybob Street: like everynight
[21:41] Lillah Seetan: well why dont u talk over them
[21:41] Lillah Seetan: its not myfault u get silent
[21:41] Billybob Street: explane to me what was the point in doing that
[21:41] Lillah Seetan: and they are talking
[21:42] Lillah Seetan: well for us to hang out tonight but u didnt really say much
[21:42] Lillah Seetan: just
[21:42] Lillah Seetan: what do u wanna do
[21:42] Lillah Seetan: u dont like to do anything
[21:42] Lillah Seetan: u like to bang and hang aroudn hte house
[21:42] Lillah Seetan: play with guns.. ROFL !!!!!!!
[21:42] Billybob Street: and go exploreing
[21:42] Billybob Street: that everything you can do in SL
[21:42] Lillah Seetan: not really
[21:42] Lillah Seetan: theres lots to do in sl
[21:42] Lillah Seetan: ur jus not open to it
[21:42] Billybob Street: like what
[21:43] Lillah Seetan: jus stuff like random stuff u come up with
[21:43] Lillah Seetan: thats whats nice about sl
[21:43] Lillah Seetan: u can jus do w.e and it can be fun
[21:43] Lillah Seetan: u
[21:43] Lillah Seetan: are impatient and u bitch about it
[21:43] Lillah Seetan: everything is stupid to u
[21:43] Billybob Street: name something that is stupid to me
[21:43] Billybob Street: besides shippinh shippinh ...well you are right no one likes to ship ...but alot of people like to shop though !
[21:43] Lillah Seetan: ummm
[21:44] Lillah Seetan: its random stuff
[21:44] Billybob Street: see
[21:44] Billybob Street: there is nothing
[21:44] Lillah Seetan: well next time somthing comes up
[21:44] Lillah Seetan: ill point it out
[21:44] Billybob Street: got nothing on me
[21:45] Lillah Seetan: ok
[21:45] Lillah Seetan: if u say so
[21:45] Lillah Seetan: and its not about tha
[21:45] Lillah Seetan: "i got somthing on u" wtf is that suposed to mean
[21:45] Lillah Seetan: are we like compeiting?
[21:45] Billybob Street: did i say that
[21:45] Billybob Street: no
[21:45] Lillah Seetan: we trying to prove points and win a game?
[21:46] Lillah Seetan: we should be trying to fix it rather then try to make somone right and somone wrong right so he goes back to sucking and you to playing strip. All of your problems would be solved !
[21:46] Billybob Street: all we do is fight Guess that is the big secret of your relationship.
[21:47] Lillah Seetan: nowadays i gues so
[21:47] Lillah Seetan: thats noramlly how must relationships end up
[21:47] Lillah Seetan: lol
[21:47] Billybob Street: yea well in my book fighting is not fun
[21:48] Lillah Seetan: did i say it was?
[21:48] Billybob Street: nope
[21:49] Lillah Seetan: so...
[21:49] Lillah Seetan: lets drop it
[21:49] Lillah Seetan: gave me a headache
[21:49] Billybob Street: so we can just fight about it tomorrow again
[21:50] Lillah Seetan: why dont we jus not fight
[21:50] Billybob Street: im not he one who starts them
[21:50] Lillah Seetan: how did this start? You GOTTA BE freaking kidding me !!! all this time fighting and you you don't know what you are fighting over or how it started ????
[21:50] Lillah Seetan: i dont remmber starting it
[21:52] Lillah Seetan: so what do u wanna do?
[21:52] Billybob Street: i got ot go soon
[21:57] Sands Leavitt: omfg !!! don't stop the fight I was JUST going to get popcorn :(
[21:57] Billybob Street: suck my cock bitch
[21:57] Lillah Seetan covers her ears....


There you have it boys and girls ....lessons to be learned !

3 comments:

Meara Deschanel said...
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Meara Deschanel said...

Typos in my previous post ftl!

"bang and hang"...lol. I think that was my favorite part of the argument.

And didn't the fight start because she was talking to Yonah and her boyfriend got jealous? At least that's what I gathered.

Ahh apartment living ftw. Careful what you say in chat range folks! xD

Owly Indigo said...

OMFGROFLMAO

I don't pull that one out much, but the occasion absolutely demanded it. God that was insane. The worst part of that was the SPELLING! Sweet baby jesus on the cross learn how to SPELL! You can't blame ALL that on typos! The best part? The sudden Sands interjection at the end and the commentary. ;-) MORE PLEASE!